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Michelle Colston, Author of The Undiscovered Goddess and host of The Undiscovered Goddess on webtalkradio.com

11.06 20120

I Heart Sarcasm

By: admin Categories:Goddess Insights

I love hormones. The way they jack with your moods, your self-esteem, your face. There aren’t enough mornings when I wake up and think, “Gee, I’m so glad those pimples sprouted up over night. And why can’t my eyes be this puffy all the time? What does a girl have to do to maintain this kind of water retention, I beg of you?”

I don’t know about anyone else, but if I could somehow perpetuate the most awkward stages of puberty, I would totally do it.

Oh good! Swore boobs, too! This day’s gonna be wicked awesome!

Michelle

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